He will temporarily forget you are in the room. He will serve his own alcoholic beverage at family dinner and he will sit down to discuss it all passionately with his best friend, sister, uncle or the next-door neighbour. He will fix the expensive fuel issue by creating a new car engine that runs on water, and help you cleaning the toilet by creating a new smart toilet that has never been built before. He is not a procrastinator he just happens to know what’s important.īut he sees himself as a fixer. It will drive you crazy! But if you ask him to help a friend moving, or to help you out painting your apartment before your parents come to visit, he will be the first to pick up the brush and paint the walls before you even get changed. It’s not because you don’t like him, but it totally ruins your day when you see him at the coffee shop feeling all excited to tell him something you just found out, and he already knows it! He leaves everything last minute.īuying groceries, calling a friend, filling the IRS, voting, getting out of the house to go to work. But after a while you wouldn’t mind if he knew a little bit less. So much that if in the beginning you will wonder why he is not working in politics.
Or in other words, his general knowledge kicks ass. He will remind you that, “ a mulher ao volante é um perigo constante.” But when you decide to buy a new car, he will be the first to sit down browse Olx to find you the best deal.
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Twitter He will tell you do not know how to drive.Īll the time! Even if you don’t really agree. But as you feel the disappointment rising up in the air, you hear the doorbell. Of course, that will not stop him from texting you telling he is off this weekend to see the Benfica-Sporting game in Lisbon. Doing so might cause a slight headache, sore throat and some strange form of stomach cramps. You might have to consider telling him nicely to stop cooking that delicious Carne de Porco à Alentejana and barbeque some sardines instead. Your cholesterol levels will be higher than ever before. But, hey if that is the case, at least for one night he was way better than you. However, do not feel surprised, if you find out later on that the tasty Bacalhau com Natas was the only recipe he knew how to cook… Or that he had to call his mother to give him step by step instructions. Right next to a wine glass of Monte Velho or a bottle of Muralhas. The seduction game will not start in the living room, but in the kitchen with plenty of tomatoes, onions, garlic, coriander and olive oil decorating the worktop. Be aware Portuguese men like their food and often they like cooking.